Perks of Being Over 50
Inside: "* People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you ????
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Things you buy now won't wear out.
* You can live without sex, but not your glasses.
* You get into heated arguments about pension plans
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
* You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
* You sing along with elevator music
* Your eyes won't get much worse
* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off
* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size
* And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.
Size : 115 x 165mm