Perks of Being Over 50
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Perks of Being Over 50

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Inside: "* People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you ????

* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

* There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

* Things you buy now won't wear out.

* You can live without sex, but not your glasses.

* You get into heated arguments about pension plans

* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

* You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

* You sing along with elevator music

* Your eyes won't get much worse

* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off

* Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size

* And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.

Happy Birthday!"

 Size : 115 x 165mm


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